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08-07 Important notice: Effective 8-11-2008, Greyson's Male-A-Gram will be closing and not accepting any more bookings for parties. That is correct, my business is closed. Other commitments have come up that have forced this decision. I will send out a newsletter to address this shortly.

For those who are interested, I will always be reachable via e-mail or MYSPACE and FACEBOOK.

07-30 If you like to party, at the very least, you should consider reading my news section every Friday afternoon. If so, perhaps this person might have seen the DUI checkpoint notice below! Hahahahaha! CLICK HERE

07-26 DUI Checkpoint tonight on the West Side. 2800 block of River Road at the Fairbanks turn-off. This will start at 11pm and run until 3am. Please be safe and use a designated driver.

07-19 TWO DUI Checkpoints tonight, Saturday July 19th. One will be in Clermont County on Ohio 125. The second will be in Blue Ash. DUI checkpoints usually start at 11pm and run until 3am. Please be safe and use a designated driver.

07-18 DUI checkpoint warning Tonight (Friday) on Route 4 in Hamilton. Will start at 11pm. Please be safe and used a designated driver.

07-06 Whew! What a weekend. I can't even describe it. I am just glad it's over and I can get back to my normal stripping schedule.

I do have some site news. I have added a new category called "Contact". I just figured it would be best to simplify the site and put all of my contact info on one page.

07-04 HAPPY 4th Of JULY!!!!!!!!!

07-04 Looks like there will be a whole slew of DUI check points this weekend. Check back for details as they are made available.

07-02 Just getting ready to hunker down and dodge the amateur artillery on July 4th!

06-26 DUI Checkpoint Friday Night In Mason friday night from 11pm until 3am!

The checkpoint will be held in both directions on Ohio 741, also known as Kings Mill Road, at the intersection of Courseview Drive. This area is just west of Interstate 71 and is in Deerfield Township.

The checkpoint will be conducted by the state patrol and the Mason Police Department.

06-25 This more of an administrative update, but I have a new banner available for reciproical links. You can find this banner and others in my links section. Not too shabby, eh? ;-)

06-17 Updated the mailing list feature with a double confirm option. Basically you fill in the info and then it sends a confirmation e-mail to the address entered. Only then does it allow the e-mail address to be added to the mailing list. This is a feature that elevates my e-mails above the spam one usually receives and results in my messages getting through the spam filters. This auto feature will now allow you to unsubscribe from my newsletters at the bottom of every message. All automatic. I don't even see it if you remove yourself.

06-15 Father's Day: The one day of the year I am not your daddy! :-)

06-13 DUI Checkpoint warning for Saturday night. It will be in Hamilton County. I suspect Cincinnati city limits. More on this when it becomes available. Update:

The Ohio State Highway Patrol will operate an OVI (operating a vehicle while intoxicated) checkpoint in the East End today from 11 p.m. to 3 a.m.

Drivers will be stopped on Ohio 32/Beechmont Avenue near Wilmer Avenue and given a test to determine if the operator of the vehicle has been drinking.

Please be safe and use a designated driver --Greyson

06-09 Ladies, at 9:30am today you will see a newsletter e-mail from me. Hope you had a good week while I was out of town. ;-)

06-04 Went swimming in the Atlantic today and a big shark rolled right into me on a wave! Holy Sh*t! I need to get back to Ohio where it's relatively safe with drunk sorority girls and pissed-off husbands. Jeesh! The pic below is not me, obviously. But it's exactly what happened to me but just imagine the shark's head coming out of the water and looking at me.

05-29 My office will be closed through Sunday, June 8th! I will be checking messages and returning calls.

05-29 Man! I am loving CityBeat! Check out the cool banner they made me! So now you can click that to see the 'What's Hot" article.

05-28 Ladies, I have been sitting on this info for the better part of two weeks but now since it has happened, I guess I can spill the beans. I am featured in this week's "CityBeat: What's Hot" issue. They called a few weeks back and I was a little shocked and flattered, but decided it would be fun. So run out today and pick up a free copy of CityBeat and let me know what you think. Or for you Net-centric people, here is a link to the article: CLICK HERE!!!

05-18 Ok. Back in town and open for business.

05-15 DUI Checkpoint tonight in Clifton. I believe it is on MLK at Jefferson. Starts at 11pm and runs until 3am. Sorry for the short notice. I am out of town. Be safe and use a DD,

05-15 My office will be closed Friday, Saturday and Sunday for training. I might be able to return calls in the evenings; but just to be safe, don't expect a call back until Monday. Please be safe and have fun this weekend, Ladies!

05-15 Quote of the Week: I was handing out magnet cards last weekend and a lady says the following, "I wish I had metal in my vagina. That way you could stick it there". Wow.

05-12 I will file the following story under women's interest. It seems this weekend there was a massive raid by the FBI and other law enforcement agencies of a counterfeit designer purse ring. Since I know customers who like fake purses and others who despise them, I figured this would be something all of you would be interested in. For the story, CLICK HERE.

04-29 The new newsletter went out this AM. You will notice that it is very HTML specific. Hope you enjoy. I am still working out the bugs.

04-28 Another bachelorette party group pic is up in the party pics section.

04-24 New party pics are up! Lots of fun in these. Fun girls, custom shirts and memories I will never forget. And as an aside, for those ladies looking for a hall to rent for parties or a wedding, the Jungle Jim facility was incredible! I couldn't believe the quality of the pub and the staircase at the entrance (read wedding party pics). I can't believe it either. Jungle Jims? Yes. Jungle Jims on Route 4 in Fairfield.

04-22 Updated party pic.

04-21 Ok. Back in town and open for business. Hope everyone had a great weekend.

04-17 Ladies, my office will be closed for training this weekend: Friday, Saturday, Sunday. April 18-19-20th. I will be checking messages for emergencies, but I will not be returning any phone calls until Monday April 21st. Everyone please be safe and have a great weekend. 

04-16 I have posted some pics from a trip to the Bahamas this winter. Want to see me in the Bahamas dressed in a suit?!? Figures. No worries. I made it to the beach too. You can find them in the scrapbook section.

04-11 Racer's Update. Looks like the strippers were correct. The raid happened on Wednesday. It also appears that it is a Federal operation and not local: read white-collar crime: taxes, money laundering, Bengals estate planning (kidding). Here is the story from today's paper: CLICK HERE

04-11 I am getting reports of Federal Officers at Racers these past few days. I also am hearing various stories of what the issue is, but I can't confirm details yet. In short, it looks like it has nothing to do with dancing at all. More on this soon.

04-01 Server change over is complete. Had a small blip. If you see something that I have missed, feel free to give me a call and yell at me to fix it! ;-)

03-23 HAPPY EASTER EVERYBODY! Somebody send me a chocolate egg!

03-21 You will see a major update to the website. It is my Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) section. Feel free to check it out if you have, I dunno, questions maybe? ;-)

03-14 New Customer Quote Of The Week:

So I was chatting with a women this past week. She was complimenting my performance and how much she liked my body. Fine. Fine. Just chatting. And then she says the following:

"You are so fine, if I still have my uterus, I’d have your baby."

For the first time in a long time, I was speechless! HA!

Gotta love this job...

03-14 14 Year old female worked as a stripper in Lexington, Ky bar! WTF!? Click here for the story.

03-14 DUI Checkpoint tonight in Blue Ash, Ohio. This one is early. Starts at 8pm and runs till 12 midnight. Please be safe and use a designated driver. It's loacted on Reedhartman between Creek and Forest Drive.

03-12 Lots going on. I will have some new stories and updates on-line later today.

03-07 I am open for business despite the weather. Gotta love a 4x4 SUV.

03-04 Current, "American Idol" contestant used to work as a male stripper. Reminds me of the former female stripper who was on, "The Apprentice". She did very well actually. We'll see how this turns out. I don't watch Idol. CLICK HERE for the story.

03-03 Ladies, been thinking about this for a while. I usually run into one customer every weekend that says something so funny or hilarious, I need to share it. Well now I will be posting a Quote of the week.This one is from two weeks ago.I was at a birthday party. Have seen her before. (Yes, she is reading this. ) I noticed we were in a new house and I saw some pics around the place with a guy in them. I asked, "Are you seeing someone now?" Her response, "Naw. I'm single! That mutha-fucker just won't leave!"

The whole room broke out in laughter! Myself included. I love this job. ;-)

02-07 Whew. Sorry for the delay in updates. I had a system crash. No worries. I have recovered all the data. Was pretty hairy there for a minute. I do have something funny to share. This has to be the worst/funniest mug-shot I have seen since Nick Nolte was locked up a few years back.

Heidi Fleiss Mug Shot Click Here

01-12 DUI CHECKPOINT tonight! Blue Ash, Ohio. Starts at 11pm and runs until 3am! It will be located at Kenwood and Hunt Roads! Please be safe and use a designated driver!

01-10 Many of you have asked why I don't have the rest of the cars and bike up on the website. Well ask no longer. We had an Indian Summer a few days ago and I was able to shoot some quick pics. Feel free to view them in the scrapbook section.

01-08 I am always on the lookout for new and interesting groups of women. For a few years, I have known a woman who was into motorcycles. Well now it seems she has her own group of friends who she rides with. Yes, I am talking about BIKER CHICKS! And biker chicks who ride their own bikes: very hot. Below is a banner to check out the group:

01-06 Ladies, I hope everyone had a happy and safe holiday. I for one and pleased it is over. Pretty sure I am not alone with these feelings. In the next week or so, you will start to see more promo material for the New Year. And a revamped myspace page. Busy-Busy. --Greyson

12-23 All I want for Christmas is my water back on! Jeesh! Hahaha.

12-23 Been a busy few weeks around here: busy with shows, rebuilding the crashed voicemail system, even dropped the top on the convertable today. Not bad for the first few days of winter. So without further delay,

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

12-09 Ladies, this has been coming up the past few days. If you wish to send me a holiday card, here is my mailing address. Please note: don't send any dangerous items or "Christmas Bombs". The US Postal Inspector watches my mail and will intercept anything not nice or unsafe.

Yes, somone learned the hard way once. Twice actually. A few years back I was the P.I.'s favorite account. They would just laugh and laugh when calling my office to say they intercepted something. They even use this special tape to reseal packages...anyway I digress. Here is my mailing address:

Greyson's Male-A-Gram

Suite 14118

Cincinnati, OH 45250-0118

And on a personal note to "A", thankyou. I am really flattered.

11-21 Ladies, my office will be closed from Thursday Nov 22nd through Tuesday Nov 27th. All calls will be returned Wednesday the 28th. Please be safe and have a happy THANKSGIVING!!!!!

11-21 And before I go, I have finally updated some more of the party pics. Had to create a second page since I am starting to get quite the collection. Please note the "Page 1" and "Page 2" at the tops and bottoms of his section for easier navigation. I hear it is going to snow in Cincinnati tonight. Seems like a perfect opportunity to bring out the bikini pics! ;-)

11-16 DUI CHECKPOINT tonight! Butler County on Route 4. Starts at 11pm and runs until 4am! Please be safe and use a designated driver!

11-08 Added a few cute party pics. Keep 'em coming, ladies. Still going through the submissions.

10-31 Happy Halloween!!!!!!!!! Yes, I have shows tonight! :-)

10-29 Back open for business. Give me a call if I missed you this weekend. :-)

10-26 My office will be closed for training Friday Oct 26th, Sat 27th, Sun 28th. I will be checking messages in the evening. All non-emergency calls will be returned Monday afternoon.

10-22 THUNDER-STRUCK has landed in the party pics section. Hint: It's a drinking game. Well for these ladies, it's a way of life.

10-21 I have it from multiple sources that the person featured in the amazing video apparently was the overall winner of the British Idol competition. Thanks for the update, ladies.

10-18 Ladies, every once in a while I run across something so surprising, so inspiring, so impressive it just demands to be shared. It's a video. It's not CGI enhanced or modified in anyway. Nothing vulgar or obscene. But there is music so be forewarned if you are at the office. And no, you can't turn down the sound. It needs it. CLICK HERE

10-10 Halloween is fast approaching. Now posted in the party pics section are some images from a show that I have been sitting on for most of the year. But now seems to be an appropiate time to share. "You little devil, You!". Happy Halloween!

09-13 Ladies, one more thing. I discovered a local women's magazine that looks pretty cool. They offer fashion advice, local women's business listings, and social events. You can find their banner in my links section or click here:

09-13 KISS 107.1 FM hired me for a live on-air event. Check out the pics in the Party Pics section.

09-04 Strip-club law update: It seems the group fighting the strip club regulations has submitted enough signatures to the Ohio Secretary of State to go forward with a ballot initiative. In short voters will get to decide if the new strip-club regulations should be enforced.

But here is the rub, these regulations are so draconian, I doubt they will survive Constitutional scrutiny regardless. The US Supreme Court has said local governments can regulate adult entertainment, but not ban it. But passing laws that in effect put a 13 foot no-customer-zone around dancers, and force strip-clubs to close at 12 midnight is effectively putting them out of business. It would be like telling P&G to close their doors at 12 noon everyday.

And here is another kicker; these people who want to attack the strip-clubs are responsible for the rise of totally nude strip-clubs in Ohio! Yes really! Back in the 90s, all strip-clubs served alcohol. Since they were under the jurisdiction of the State ABC (Alcohol Bureau of Control) strip clubs were either actually bikini or pastie. Not topless and not nude. No strip-club owner wanted to loose his lucrative liquor license for a nudity violation. They protected that investment with an iron fist.

Then some genius said if we can't ban strip-clubs, we'll take away their alcohol. It was a not so veiled attempt to run the clubs out of business. No liquor license, no money was the rational. Strip-owners responded in the only way they could: no ABC restrictions, no clothes! Totally nude boobie-bars were born. Hahaha! Stupid is as stupid does.

The arguments then are the same as now: blight, crime and secondary effects. All of which have been proven to be without merit. Never mind strip-clubs have to adhere to more zoning and employment regulations than a regular bar and you can see where this is going.

A certain group just wants to ban strip-clubs. They will lie and deceive to do it. And this is their 3rd or 4th major attempt in 15 years. So when the vote comes, know what is at stake. This is not a vote to regulate but a vote to destroy. Period.

And here is the proof: if you want to end nude and topless strip-clubs in Ohio it could be done in one day. How? Simple. Give them their liquor licenses back. Every strip-club in Ohio would voluntarily go bikini/pastie within 30-60 days.

You can see more info in the paper here: CLICK HERE.

Old But Important News:

12-01 It is now December and Christmas has come early. I have a gift for all of my customers. I was at a show this past weekend and afterwards the ladies were talking about the Rejection Hotline. It is a national site that lists phone numbers in most major markets for women who get pestered by guys for their telephone number. When the unsuspecting "pest" calls the number, he gets a pre-recorded hilarious message telling him to get lost. No profanity. But funny all the same. This site comes highly recommended by the girls at Hooters. They use it daily.

11-20 Well it has been a long time coming, but I finally have a MYSPACE page! It is still under construction but coming along quickly. My screen name is "STRIPPERGREYSON" and the page url is CINCINNATIMALESTRIPPER. So those of you who are on myspace, drop me a freind request and you will be eligable for discounts and promotions.

11-08 T-Shirts!!!!! I have been messing with various iterations for a few weeks and I finally have a final product ready. Greyson's Male-A-Gram t-shirts. The front has an image of me and my company name. The back has "Who's Your Daddy". One will be included free with every show booked for the person of honor. If you wish to have more, they can be purchased for $10.00 a shirt. I can either bring them with me to your event or I can ship you one via US Mail. At this time, the only size available is Men's X-large. Ideally they can either be worn over your current dress at a party or can be used as a nite shirt later-on. Other sizes and baby-t's will be coming soon.

10-31 I sometimes get asked by customers if I "really" do baby showers. Yes I do. And now it seems I 

can bookend my services. Strippers in China hired to dance at funerals. This is not a joke. CLICK HERE

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

The one day I year I don't wear a costume for work. ;-)

8-15 This came across my desk earlier yesterday. CLICK HERE I thought I would share lest we forget.

8-7 OH! And one more thing. This has been coming up as of late. Ladies, if you are on the internet looking to book a male dancer (or a female for that matter), pay close attention. If the company lists an 800 number or only allows booking through an on-line form, you are not going to get the dancer you picked. You are looking at a national website that lists in every major city in the US. The reason I know this is I get calls every week from these companies begging me to cover their local shows, but they want me to pretend my name is Rico, Hot Johnny, or whatever. Not a good sign, ladies. Not a good sign at all... (roll-eyes) Buyer beware. --G.